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Anonymous asked:

Sherlock going to Britain's got talent.

javvn answered:

he deduces the judges to tears

eggbenedict:

Judge: “Soo… mister Holmes, can you show us your talent?”

Sherlock: “Of course, but first, let me tell you something: *points at judge* your husband is cheating on you with your sister’s best friend. Second, *points at second judge* you’re having some serious trouble with your mother because you’re a closeted homosexual but you won’t tell her because you’re afraid of destroying your marriage with a high-class woman who apparently keeps a hidden relationship with one of her co-workers. Third, *points at third judge* your son does drugs and apparently you’ve found that out, and that’s why you are kept under severe antianxiety medication and daily yoga practise and yesterday you got your hand burned by salad oil while you were cooking fried eggs i conclude. 

Judges: 

Sherlock: And now to my talent… *he was about to dance*

Judges: You can leave.

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elysionsprincess:

vanehsensei:

slenderlock:

singarequiem:

techno4tomcats:

People are insane on this product review of a banana slicer

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No seriously

oh my fucking god

OH MY GOD I REBLOGGED THIS BEFORE I READ THE COMMENTS AND
HOLY FUCK 

I CAN’T BREATHE

“I tried the banana slicer and found it unacceptable. As shown in the picture, the slices is curved from left to right. All of my bananas are bent the other way.”

czech--me--out
fishingboatproceeds:

aliewa:

grouchythefish:

ladyofpurple:

I like how the original title for The Fault in Our Stars is all poetic and then the Norwegians just translated it to “fuck destiny” and I think that’s beautiful

Aw man, I thought for sure this had to be bullshit but nope


Why is it always Norway

Norway, a nation where you can put the word “fuck” on the cover of a young adult novel.

fishingboatproceeds:

aliewa:

grouchythefish:

ladyofpurple:

I like how the original title for The Fault in Our Stars is all poetic and then the Norwegians just translated it to “fuck destiny” and I think that’s beautiful

Aw man, I thought for sure this had to be bullshit but nope

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Why is it always Norway

Norway, a nation where you can put the word “fuck” on the cover of a young adult novel.