imagine spock discovering memes and then on the bridge bones says that he’s a stone-cold, green-blooded hobgoblin and spock just says “u mad bro”

"much illogic, doctor. such cranky"

"perhaps you would be appeased with an extra hour in the ball pit"

"need i remind you that the average vulcan is not a stone-cold, green-blooded hobgoblin? vulcan georg, who lives in a cave, is a statistical outlier and should not have been counted"